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Dear Linda

I see you responding to us hulks discussing football and I feel culpable for the bad impression you have being abandoned at The Den when you were invited to watch “football”.  You need to know the distinctions cos just like the muslims they aren’t all one big family.

First, there is an egg shaped ball and a round ball.   “Grape” ball 橄榄球is far the more exciting because it can be caught and carried in the hands and thrown.  Originating in England there was a separation into Rugby Union and Rugby League. RU World Cup 2015 is being played in UK now over a few weeks and there are about 20 teams. Japan just beat South Africa, which was a huge surprise.  If someone invite you to watch “footy” and it is 1 am, it might be RU played British time.

This weekend on Sunday is a huge Rugby League match in Sydney. It is the Grand Final for Australia, and crowds are passionate. Played 2pm Beijing time.

On Saturday noon Beijing time is an even more spectacular game in Melbourne called Australian Rules Football Grand Final.

Americans also play with a grapeshaped ball but all the players are psychopaths.  They are all inmates of padded cell institutions but they let them out dressed in a “personal padded cell” body and the place where their brain is supposed to be.  They have a Superbowl (final) each January and TV coverage lasts 4 hours and the ball is in play for 9 minutes total, so they do a lot of yapping.

The other “football” with a round ball is played by uncos who cant catch and are frighted to bump each other.  The coaches are choregraphers who train the players how to dive like a dying swan.  China is trying to learn the ballerina ball but they are so busy taking bribes for kids of rich dads to play that they forget what a goal looks like.

So Linda, my forgiving friend, if some other smooth gentleman suggests watching footy, make a discrete inquiry to determine which religion. And take your own taxi money for the trip home.

As our friend Lindsay Horn remarked, we should make you an honorary Australia.  You are one rugged individual.

ponding to us hulks discussing football and I feel culpable for the bad impression you have being abandoned at The Den when you were invited to watch “football”.  You need to know the distinctions cos just like the muslims they aren’t all one big family.

First, there is an egg shaped ball and a round ball.   “Grape” ball 橄榄球is far the more exciting because it can be caught and carried in the hands and thrown.  Originating in England there was a separation into Rugby Union and Rugby League. RU World Cup 2015 is being played in UK now over a few weeks and there are about 20 teams. Japan just beat South Africa, which was a huge surprise.  If someone invite you to watch “footy” and it is 1 am, it might be RU played British time.

This weekend on Sunday is a huge Rugby League match in Sydney. It is the Grand Final for Australia, and crowds are passionate. Played 2pm Beijing time.

On Saturday noon Beijing time is an even more spectacular game in Melbourne called Australian Rules Football Grand Final.

Americans also play with a grapeshaped ball but all the players are psychopaths.  They are all inmates of padded cell institutions but they let them out dressed in a “personal padded cell” body and the place where their brain is supposed to be.  They have a Superbowl (final) each January and TV coverage lasts 4 hours and the ball is in play for 9 minutes total, so they do a lot of yapping.

The other “football” with a round ball is played by uncos who cant catch and are frighted to bump each other.  The coaches are choregraphers who train the players how to dive like a dying swan.  China is trying to learn the ballerina ball but they are so busy taking bribes for kids of rich dads to play that they forget what a goal looks like.

So Linda, my forgiving friend, if some other smooth gentleman suggests watching footy, make a discrete inquiry to determine which religion. And take your own taxi money for the trip home.

As our friend Lindsay Horn remarked, we shSuper Rugby tackleould make you an honorary Australia.

You are one rugged individual.

 

 

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